I burn like 2000 calories everytime i put my bed sheets on by myself
(via timey-wimey-spacy-wacey)
now imagine that it isn’t. imagine a story where everything goes wrong, where everyone has their back against the wall, where everyone is in pain and acting selfishly because if they don’t, they’ll die. imagine a story, not of good against evil, but of need against need against need, where everyone is at cross-purposes and everyone is to blame.
(Source: theinvisibleking, via codependentbrothers)
need.
I bought one of these in Germany and lemme tell ya, my banana experience has never been the same.
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